I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Next time, bring a better line.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.