Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Is that your final draft?

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

That was your best shot? Oof.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Your insult needs a software update.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.