That insult had a loading screen.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Next time, bring a better line.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?