Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Is that your final draft?

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

I've read menus with more personality.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.