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Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.
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This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Home / Sarcastic & Savage Captions
This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.
Too glam to give you my attention.
I came, I saw, I judged.
My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.
Nice try, but no.
Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.
Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.
I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.
Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.
I don't do drama. I watch it.
Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.
Your opinion has been noted and ignored.
You're a limited edition... of annoying.
Petty level: expert.
Your approval? I've never needed it.