Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

My patience has left the chat.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Read the room? I am the room.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

My middle name is "unbothered".

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

I'm allergic to nonsense.