I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Plot twist: I don't care.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Petty level: expert.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.