They said be nice. I said be real.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

My patience has left the chat.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Nice try, but no.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

My middle name is "unbothered".

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.