Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

That's a you problem.