Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

My silence is just me being polite.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.