I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

My patience has left the chat.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

I love how you think you matter here.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.