Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Shade is my favourite colour.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My silence is just me being polite.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.