I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Petty? No. Precise.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I came, I saw, I judged.

Plot twist: I don't care.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Petty level: expert.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Read the room? I am the room.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.