Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Nice try, but no.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Okay, and?

Read the room? I am the room.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.