I don't do drama. I watch it.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Talk to the filter.

Too glam to give you my attention.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.