Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

My resting face is a whole statement.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Your drama is not my department.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Not bossy. Just correct.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.