Not bossy. Just correct.

That's a you problem.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Talk to the filter.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I love how you think you matter here.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.