Nice try, but no.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

That's a you problem.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Petty? No. Precise.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.