Your drama is not my department.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I love how you think you matter here.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

My resting face is a whole statement.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.