Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Not bossy. Just correct.