Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Your drama is not my department.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Your approval? I've never needed it.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.