Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Petty? No. Precise.

Not bossy. Just correct.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.