Unbothered is my cardio.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Read the room? I am the room.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

That's a you problem.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.