You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Not bossy. Just correct.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Shade is my favourite colour.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

My silence is just me being polite.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.