You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

My silence is just me being polite.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Your drama is not my department.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Okay, and?