Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I don't do drama. I watch it.