Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Okay, and?

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Being this unbothered takes practice.