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My patience has left the chat.
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This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Home / Sarcastic & Savage Captions
This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.
Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.
Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.
I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.
Your vibe called. It wants a refund.
You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.
Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.
Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.
My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.
Your drama is not my department.
My sarcasm has sarcasm.
I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
Your drama doesn't match my outfit.