I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Talk to the filter.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

I don't do drama. I watch it.