Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

My middle name is "unbothered".

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Plot twist: I don't care.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.