Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I came, I saw, I judged.

That's a you problem.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.