I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Read the room? I am the room.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I love how you think you matter here.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.