You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

My life, my rules, your problem.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

I've read menus with more personality.