I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.