Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

I've read menus with more personality.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Pressed much?

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.