I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Big words, small facts.

Next time, bring a better line.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

That insult had a loading screen.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.