I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.