Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Big words, small facts.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.