Stay pressed. It suits you.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Your insult needs a software update.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.