I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Try again when you have a real argument.

You seem nice. From a distance.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

Is that your final draft?

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I've read menus with more personality.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Your hate is just my engagement.

You tried. The internet noticed.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.