Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

My life, my rules, your problem.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Your hate is just my engagement.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Next time, bring a better line.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.