I've read menus with more personality.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Next time, bring a better line.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Is that your final draft?

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.