Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You tried. The internet noticed.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.