Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Stay pressed. It suits you.