The audacity. The typos. The drama.

I've been insulted by better people.

Anyway...

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Your insult needs a software update.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

I've read menus with more personality.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.