You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Next time, bring a better line.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.