Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Your insult needs a software update.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

That insult had a loading screen.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Next time, bring a better line.