Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Next time, bring a better line.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.