Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.