I love how confident you are about being wrong.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.